I am the Lord of Bad Manors,
Beside the Immaturi Sea,
A splendid place without silly rules,
Where everyone is free,
To do whatever they want,
And never give an apology.
We never cover our mouths when we sneeze,
Say “thank you,” “you’re welcome,” or “please”.
We lick our fingers and have a food fight,
At precisely 6 o’clock every weekday night,
We burp and brag and hit and holler,
Never wash our shirts or tuck our collar,
We scratch and sniff and slap and scream,
And get away with anything.
There are no rules at Bad Manors,
Everyone is as rude as they want to be,
Without being bossed by a parent or teacher.
It’s wonderful! But strangely,
Everyone who is here lives here;
No one ever visits me.
2 thoughts on “Bad Manors”
Oh, this was very unique! Although the premise started out fun, I too don’t think I want to live there. Love the ending, so true. ❤
It was inspired by eating with my cousins when we were younger. (By this I mean last week. Just kidding! It was a month ago.) I’m glad you enjoyed it!